Life of Al
- Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
- Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
- Reg: Yeah.
- Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
- Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
- Xerxes: The aqueduct?
- Reg: What?
- Xerxes: The aqueduct.
- Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
- Commando 3: And sanitation.
- Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like.
- Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
- Matthias: And the roads!
- Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
- Commando: Irrigation.
- Xerxes: Medicine.
- Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...
- Commando 2: Education.
- Commandos: Ohh...
- Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
- Commando 1: And the wine.
- Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...
- Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
- Commando: Public baths.
- Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
- Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this!
- Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
- Reg: But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
- Xerxes: Brought peace?
- Reg: Oh, pea-- Shut up!
Well ... It sounded a bit more like this. Nearly as good in spots.
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