EMG explains to EMG how he came to break up with "the Panther". (Click the image, press play)
(Incidentals: 1. Just the one f-bomb. 2. The song in full can be found here--for, like, a buck--track four.)
Run time is just under 4 minutes.
Others of EMG and EMG's exploits can be found in the sidebar, under "EMG's Audiotainment Archive".