An off-colour story requires of EMG that he explain (to EMG) why it is that he is allowed to indulge in political impieties with impunity, but that others do so at their peril. (Click the image, press play)
(Incidentals: 1. Two f-bombs at the very end. 2. A copy of the song in full can be found here
Run time is just under 8 minutes.