With apologies to any of you who thought I was above this sort of thing. You get some sense of the appropriateness--as it were--of the site's motto. (Poo-poo is mentioned often, by the way, and rather less preciously. You've been warned.)
NOTE: I had to reduce the quality of the recording enough that the file was of a manageable size, so you'll probably have to turn the volume up on your speakers a fair amount.